Friday, March 2, 2012

First Soldier


Euphemism ! - Please read the meaning of this word, if you have not heard of it before.

Year : 2005
Location : Charles Nagar, Pudukkottai. - One of my close friend - Mr. P.Karthik's bungalow.

10 of our gang members went on a tour to all the other friends' homes during 6th semester holidays to Trichy, Pudukkottai & Aranthangi. It is one of the very memorable and cherishable trips for us.

Movie named "First Knight"("Knight" means "Soldier") was telecasted in the TV then. All our friends were watching the movie. Suddenly, Karthik's father came to hall .

Karthik's dad : என்னப்பா படம் இது ? படம் பேரு என்ன?

I sensed, since 'k' is pronounced silent in "knight", I will have to tell him as "First night", which I thought might sound odd since some of the family members were around. Applying the theory of euphemism,

Me :  அப்பா ,  படம் பேரு -  First soldier (உள்ளுக்குள்ள ஒரே பூரிப்பு, என்ன ஒரு புத்திசாலித்தனம்! ராஜா தந்திரங்களை கரைத்து குடித்து இருக்கிறாயடா நீ! - நு I congratulated myself)


Karthik's dad :  Ok . Continue.

Suddenly, Mahatma Gandhiji's great grand nephew Power Star Dr.Srinivasan a.k.a Panda of our gang told

Srini : "Hey First solider illa da. படம் பேரு -  FIRST நைட்".

அந்த நேரம் பார்த்து  திடீர்னு action படத்துல ஒரு romance scene !

கார்த்தி அப்பா எங்களை எல்லாம் கேவலமா ஒரு லுக் விட்டாரு. அதுக்கான அர்த்தம் "இந்த மாதிரி friends- எல்லாம் கூட இருந்தா எப்படி என் பையன் உருப்படுவான் ?".


நான் எவ்ளோ க(கு)ஷ்டபட்டு  அதை சமாளிச்சேன். இவனுங்கள எல்லாம் கூட வச்சி கிட்டு ஒரு கொலை கூட உருப்படியா பண்ண முடியாது!


4 comments:

  1. Makes me to remember our Kodai trip


    1. Sir ,sir enakku bayama irukku sir, Katpadi Station-la erakki vittuduvaanga-nu bayama irukku Sir. (Suresh)

    2. I have four friends ...... (KK)

    3 Machan ipavee ipadi kulura irukeee november decmberla vantha epadi irukum (Sudhakar with his marraige in mind)

    4. Karadi Mama, moonjila thanni thelikkaraanga (Ishani)

    5. Indhaanga, en ID card-ey vachikkunga, GM kitta kooda complaint pannunga - Flying squad (Captain Vijayakanth`s replica)

    6. TTR: Photo proof not allowed
    Karthik K : Yov. Photo proof yaen not allowed????

    7. Machi... I have bank statement... Can that be submitted as proof ( The great pillar of flowbase ABI) (giving ATM transaction slip in his hand !!!!!!)

    8.Puthu tyre virkapadumnu board potutu pazhaiya tyrea puncture oti vikarthu than namba pozhapu.(K.K.)

    9. Paarthiya Mama, Edhavadhu adhisayam nadandha mazhai peyyum-nu solvaanga.
    Sudhakar Kalyanam-nu sonna udane paaru , mazhai peyyudhu (KK)

    10. Pannai Farm uku vantheta pola iruku...... (KK) but pannai & farm both are same (Sudhakar)

    11.For the Above COmment Reply from Ranjith : Paavanga antha poonu..

    12. From ranjith to Sudhakar :-) Pooda Pooongaal...!

    13. Sudhakar( with laughs)looking Ranjith and says: Dai avan paarunga da thundu (towel) Kaatitu eppadi irukanu...
    Ranjith (In Reply) apara Thundu katina eppadi irukama Kamalhasan maatiriya irupaanga..


    14. Sudhakar : Car Vaangalaam-nu irukkaen Mama.
    Ranjith : Maamiyar Veetla Varadhatchanaya va
    KK : Ada nee vera, avanga ponnu kudukkirathey perusu.. ivan edhavadhu kuduthu kattikittu vandha dhan undu.


    15. New Pet Names after this trip .

    Sudhakar : Salangai oli Sudhakar @ salangai Sudhakar @ Sa Su.
    Vivekraja : Sangeetha Vithuvan ( Ella Oru karanama than ) , Pa.Ce ( Tamil ) replica of Mr.P.chidambaram ... Finance Minster of the Trip.

    Suresh & Vivek : Budget Maker , Cost Cutting Machis.... ( 2nd nallu sootha kannulaey katula)
    Karthikeyan Stalin : Kaaradi MaMa ( from Ishani)
    16. Add this also:

    Karthik Kuppulingam - 'Full Fit' Fidel Castro

    Sudhakar - Oorga Ulaganathan

    Karthikeyan Stalin : Padi Thaandaa pathini ( Smokes & drinks continuously only outside Chennai)

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  2. ha ha ha !! laughing so hard that am getting tears :)

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  3. :-) Malarum nenaivugall.. :-) Nanbaa..adhu enna 'Sangeetha vidwan'? who Sangeetha? wat Sangeetha?

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    1. Machan : Fublic da. Naama appuram idha pathi pesuvom! :)

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